Random Thoughts

This is what's running through my brain today:

What does it say about our new president when he has to take the oath of office TWICE because he screwed it up the first time? Not to mention, why can't the CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES not read the oath correctly off of a sheet of paper right in front of his face? He must have went to the same law school as the new president...

Do we REALLY care about NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT? The commercials are really starting to piss me off, not to mention my dogs. They howl at Smilin' Bob when the whistling starts.

Do you think us men are prematurely aging because the commercials for Viagra, Just For Men Hair Coloring, Extenze, etc., are showing younger and younger men as their users? Talk about the power of suggestion. Suckers.

If the "Digital Deadline" came and we lost ALL television, there would be chaos in the streets, I guarantee it. Unfortunately, the people that will lose their T.V. signal are the ones that don't really care about T.V. in the first place. Too bad it's not the other way around. I'd buy tickets to watch the anarchy.

You, me, and everyone else on this planet, ARE GOING TO DIE. We just don't know when or how. Get over it.

Hug your kids while you can. There will come a time when they could care less about hugging you.

You know you're a middle aged man when dietary fiber becomes VERY IMPORTANT.

I don't want an MP3 player that holds 15,000 songs. I don't know 15,000 songs. Do you?

It takes practcally no brains to write a screenplay full of violence. It takes brilliance to write a good comedy, though.

We lost the "War On Drugs". When are we going to get the message?

4,870 Americans have died in the War in the Middle East. Oh, did you forget we're a nation at war?

All the National News Anchors make me want to puke. You too, Oprah.

Boys wear their pants with their underwear showing. Men pull up their pants, put on a belt, and act like men.

Midland, Texas is not the ugliest place in the world. But it's close.